Funny Wedding Card Messages

Find the best funny wedding messages to send to the newly weds.
  • If it weren't for marriages, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
  • Let the arguing commence!
  • A married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  • Whoever said that marriage is easy must have died during their honeymoon. Wishing you a long and challenging marriage.
  • It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
  • All weddings are happy. It's living together afterward that's difficult.
  • Marriage is all about give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it away.
  • Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.
  • Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you'll fall forever.
  • Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in life, except for good taste in men.
  • There are three rings of marriage: the Engagement Ring, the Wedding Ring, and the SuffeRing.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • Congratulations and good luck; you're going to need lots of it.
  • Congratulations on convincing [Bride's name] to settle on you.
  • Wishing that you two have at least half the love for each other in 10 years as you do today; it's all downhill from here.
  • Congratulations on tying the knot; hopefully you didn't tie it too tight.

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