Funny Wedding Card Quotes

Marrying a man is like buying something youíve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesnít always go with everything in the house.
- Jean Kerr
I love being married. Itís so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then heís finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henny Youngman
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby
Thereís a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Itís called marriage.
- James Holt McGavran
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
- George Lichtenberg
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain heís not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
Marriage has no guarantees. If thatís what youíre looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.
- Lisa Kleypas
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
- Aerosmith

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